One Fish Two Fish, Old Fish New Fish

Below are two emails I received

From: "Old Fish"  (23 years older than me) 

I like your profile, and you also look cute and savvy... wouldn't mind having an intellectual wrestling with you Would an age diifference pose a problem or its' just a number to you?

From: "young Fish" (9 years younger than me...and counting) 

hi there im XXX b4 u judge me by my age maybe you should get to know me

Dear Old Fish, 

You are 6 years younger than my father and that creeps me out, sorry. 

Dear Young Fish, 

Spelling out the word "before" would really, REALLY help your case. 

Love to you both, 

Pen