Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Humuhumu-nukunuku-apua‘a

The following is a profile introduction for a guy that wanted to chat with me:


well i want some she stay available to share thing i rifer the expense
i not say want one work for mantenance your husband but mi i believe
when one partner share things is because Really want to our love i
know possible i say something but those how i think that is love i not
want find some Girl for comvenience Girl respectful Honest faithful
responsable her understand what is when i form aFamily i not drunk but
i like Enjuy in Otherwise i little Romantic is depend how stay my
expense Here understand for Any Girl see my frofile not see my
pictures let know one thing i don,t know of course but for my i think
when someone you want know is not for picture because i think the
picture don,t say nothing is better when soneone interest to someone
treat to neet somewhere i think that because what it is matter you see
in the picture so when you see in person you dont like those why i
don,t believe in picture but i respect all opinion to each Girl


Dear Humuhumu-nukunuku-apua‘a fish, 
I'm not really sure what you are trying to say, but I am hoping that this is an example of Google Translate gone wrong. 
Love, 
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2 comments:

  1. Every time I read it (without fail), I can only get a few sentences in until I am just completely lost! HAHA

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  2. This is one of the best things I've ever, ever read. I'm stealing this to show to any student who tells me they are the worst writer I've ever seen.

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