Sunday, November 20, 2011

The Jewfish

Several complete messages I have gotten in response to my profile mentioning I was looking to date only Jewish people:


"Well let me start out by saying hello buddy. I'm catholic, anywho you seem down to earth, kind and I just love the fact Thayer you much into your family and respect for religion. I'm XXXXX and hope to chit chat soon" 

 
"when was the last time u were jewish?"


"hmm @ only dating jewish ... well before i make my next point, I wanted to say that you have a lovely profile and an even lovelier smile :)... oh so back to the point, I believe in Judaism, you can marry "people of the book" ... and I am referring to the four holy books."


  Dear Several Jewfish, 

1) I'm glad you understood that when I said I'm interested in dating Jewish people, I really meant Catholic people.

2) Hmmm...I'm pretty sure the last time I was Jewish was right now



3) Before I make my next point, I just have to say I really don't understand your message at all. 


Love, 


Sand

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